![]() 06/04/2015 at 15:09 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
When drinking a glass of lukewarm tap water is the most physically pleasurable thing you’ve done all day, have you become enlightened, or are you just the most boring person ever?
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Means you’re thirsty. Hail hydrate.
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I’m not sure but a good dose of Redtube should change that in a hurry.
![]() 06/04/2015 at 15:14 |
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What’s the most boring way to masturbate?
![]() 06/04/2015 at 15:15 |
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Maybe you’re just really thirsty?
![]() 06/04/2015 at 15:15 |
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Women’s soccer?
EDIT: Women’s Soccer and lukewarm water...
![]() 06/04/2015 at 15:17 |
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no lube, pants still buttoned and watching the shopping network
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“Drink one glass and two more will take its place.”
![]() 06/04/2015 at 15:33 |
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I’ve been there. I might be there now. Send help.
![]() 06/04/2015 at 15:40 |
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My pregnant wife gave me some saltines the other day. Same effect.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to continue “The Vicar of Dibley.”
![]() 06/04/2015 at 15:50 |
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Should I send monks or hookers? Fuck it, Buddhist strippers.
![]() 06/04/2015 at 15:51 |
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You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
![]() 06/04/2015 at 17:43 |
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I agree but it is kind of a paradox. To get to this type of pleasure I must do something strenuous like hiking, biking, or working out which could be a bit more physically pleasureable. Or maybe not? I usually thoroughly enjoy a perfect glass of water after these activities. So in this case I assume you did something to warrant a perfect glass of water, which does not make you boring.
If not, and you're just thirsty, then.. maybe boring.
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Well I was pretty hung over.
![]() 06/04/2015 at 17:51 |
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Drinking is a great activity!
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Are you in a concentration camp that has wifi?