Boring or Zen?

Kinja'd!!! "Baeromez" (Baeromez)
06/04/2015 at 15:09 • Filed to: None

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When drinking a glass of lukewarm tap water is the most physically pleasurable thing you’ve done all day, have you become enlightened, or are you just the most boring person ever?


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! CB > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 15:11

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Means you’re thirsty. Hail hydrate.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 15:11

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I’m not sure but a good dose of Redtube should change that in a hurry.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
06/04/2015 at 15:14

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What’s the most boring way to masturbate?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 15:15

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Maybe you’re just really thirsty?


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 15:15

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Women’s soccer?

EDIT: Women’s Soccer and lukewarm water...


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 15:17

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no lube, pants still buttoned and watching the shopping network


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > CB
06/04/2015 at 15:17

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“Drink one glass and two more will take its place.”


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 15:33

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I’ve been there. I might be there now. Send help.


Kinja'd!!! 7:07 > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 15:40

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My pregnant wife gave me some saltines the other day. Same effect.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to continue “The Vicar of Dibley.”


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/04/2015 at 15:50

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Should I send monks or hookers? Fuck it, Buddhist strippers.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 15:51

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You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.


Kinja'd!!! blackchair > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 17:43

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I agree but it is kind of a paradox. To get to this type of pleasure I must do something strenuous like hiking, biking, or working out which could be a bit more physically pleasureable. Or maybe not? I usually thoroughly enjoy a perfect glass of water after these activities. So in this case I assume you did something to warrant a perfect glass of water, which does not make you boring.

If not, and you're just thirsty, then.. maybe boring.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > blackchair
06/04/2015 at 17:50

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Well I was pretty hung over.


Kinja'd!!! blackchair > Baeromez
06/04/2015 at 17:51

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Drinking is a great activity!


Kinja'd!!! Robert Jones > Baeromez
06/05/2015 at 04:51

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Are you in a concentration camp that has wifi?